"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/28/2020 at 19:36 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/28/2020 at 19:36 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 7
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12:37 a.m. Suspicious teenagers were sighted.
12:52 a.m. An apartment dweller didn’t think it was funny when the upstairs neighbors tried to break in as “a joke.”
8:54 a.m. A bunch more campaign signs were reported stolen.
9:06 a.m. Campaign signs. Stolen.
9:45 a.m. In a rousing twist, some campaign yard signs were stolen, returned the following morning, put back on display, and stolen again.
11:02 a.m. A man accused of making meth in his garage was actually melting rocks in search of gold.
11:18 a.m. A neighbor was accused of moving a swing in order to put up a fence.
3:02 p.m. A demonstrator’s Trump flag flapped across a woman’s windshield, obstructing her view.
5:06 p.m. Two bald men were fighting on the side of the road.
5:27 p.m. A caller wanted to know if there was “some type of rally going on.”
6:05 p.m. A man saw lasers shining through his window and someone running from the scene.
11:55 p.m. A broken sprinkler was spraying water everywhere
7:46 a.m. A woman in Libby found a bunch of beer cans and a pair of pants on the lawn near a coffee shop.
10:24 a.m. A thief who stole a shopping cart full of merchandise left police a clue by dropping her wallet in the parking lot.
12:05 p.m. A man trying to turn around in Lincoln County accidentally went through a gate and entered private property, at which point a person in another vehicle threatened to kill him and “made him strip naked.”
12:38 p.m. A log furniture business was accused of fraud.
1:57 p.m. A lost fawn was found.
2:07 p.m. Computers and parts were located in a garbage can.
2:58 p.m. A steer on its way to be butchered made a run for it.
4:09 p.m. An anonymous tipster reported someone was “driving like they’re angry” from a house that is “drug related.”
4:34 p.m. Spectators at a middle school football game were refusing to wear masks.
4:37 p.m. Two people were yelling at each other after a fender bender.
5:12 p.m. A lot of suspicious people were at a Kalispell house.
5:17 p.m. A man grabbed a yard sign and swung it at a car.
5:22 p.m. A man was being rude and lecturing the woman who had bumped his car.
7:10 p.m. A stolen credit card was used to order pizza.
8:13 p.m. A Census worker was greeted by an armed woman.
8:29 p.m. Someone dropped off kittens and drove away.
9:28 p.m. Questions regarding a cat were answered.
9:35 p.m. A possible underage drinking party was reported.
10 p.m. A man found it suspicious that the man who came to his door to borrow a lugnut bar was covered in blood.
11:32 p.m. A man who stole lubricant was on the run, leaving his girlfriend in the store.
11:53 p.m. “Just some kids hanging out.”
11:56 p.m. An upstairs neighbor was “stomping around.”
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 19:51 |
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5:06 p.m. Two bald men were fighting on the side of the road.
A glimpse of America in 2089 when the last republican and last democrat finally meet.
Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:09 |
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Rather spoiled for choice this week.
11:32 p.m. A man who stole lubricant was on the run, leaving his girlfriend in the store.
Site rules overrule my intent to comment on this matter.
OK, where in the store and in what state?
Brickman
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:10 |
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11:02 a.m. A man accused of making meth in his garage was actually melting rocks in search of gold.
Uhh huh.
12:05 p.m. A man trying to turn around in Lincoln County accidentally went through a gate and entered private property, at which point a person in another vehicle threatened to kill him and “made him strip naked.”
O_O
1:57 p.m. A lost fawn was found. 2:58 p.m. A steer on its way to be butchered made a run for it.
Yay!
5:12 p.m. A lot of suspicious people were at a Kalispell house.
So that’ s where all the suspicious people hang out.
10 p.m. A man found it suspicious that the man who came to his door to borrow a lugnut bar was covered in blood.
Removing lug nuts is hard work, especially in the dark :P
11:32 p.m. A man who stole lubricant was on the run, leaving his girlfriend in the store.
Its for the lug nuts!
HammerheadFistpunch
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:11 |
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10 p.m. A man found it suspicious that the man who came to his door to borrow a lugnut bar was covered in blood.
Yeah but... Isn't it?
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:12 |
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10 p.m. A man found it suspicious that the man who came to his door to borrow a lugnut bar was covered in blood.
11:32 p.m. A man who stole lubricant was on the run, leaving his girlfriend in the store.
That wasn’t blood, that was lubricant. Was the man driving an old white Datsun by any chance?
I choose to believe it is related to damage caused in this earlier incident
12:05 p.m. A man trying to turn around in Lincoln County accidentally went through a gate and entered private pro perty, at which point a person in another vehicle threatened to kill him and “made him strip naked.”
Yeah, lost lubricant from damage sustained by an angry passerby , stole lubricant from a store, got covered in said lubricant, and then had to borrow a breaker bar for some reason.
facw
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:27 |
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Slander! Democrats have fabulous hair!
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facw
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:33 |
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2:58 p.m. A steer on its way to be butchered made a run for it.
Oppohunt reject:
Statue and gravesite of Emily the cow:
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/11766
In 1995, Emily the Cow escaped from a slaughterhouse in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, by jumping a gate. During her 40 days eluding capture, Emily was aided by a sort of ad hoc Underground Railroad of townspeople. She found lasting refuge at Sherborn’s “Peace Abbey,” and became a charismatic spokescow, espousing a meat-free diet for humans. She didn’t talk, but her huge eyes and friendly disposition inspired many who met her.
When Emily died in 2004, her owners commissioned artist Lado Goudjabidze to sculpt a life-sized likeness to stand above her grave — near statues of Mother Teresa and Gandhi. Emily was buried in April 2005, and the statue was dedicated soon after, on Earth Day.
The statue is labeled as the “Sacred Cow Animal Rights Memorial.”
In 2012 the Peace Abbey was sold and turned into an over-55 condo community — on the condition that Emily (and her human statue companions) would remain. In 2018 the plaza surrounding Emily was rededicated as
The Pacifist Memorial
, with plaques honoring personages from Muhammad Ali to John Lennon. But Emily endures as the show-cow centerpiece.
interstate366, now In The Industry
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:34 |
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“ 11:02 a.m. A man accused of making meth in his garage was actually melting rocks in search of gold.”
Are we sure meth wasn’t still involved?
A Boy and His Longtail
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:35 |
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This truly is the gift that keeps on giving
just-a-scratch
> Nom De Plume
09/28/2020 at 20:47 |
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DipodomysDeserti
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/28/2020 at 20:59 |
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More like a glimpse of the debate tomorrow night.
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Nom De Plume
> just-a-scratch
09/28/2020 at 21:19 |
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No, you misunderstand. Let me attempt a fuller explanation
What state of undress
What state of post-coital bliss
What legal status
What state of fiscal disrepair (making a night in jail and $20 bill upon release an optio n?)
What pipe in the bathroom was she tied to with a set of steel panties
Only Vespas...
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 21:58 |
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This is poetry. A rich vein of narrative drawn from our daly lives.
That being said...What does a model 757 in the colors of a German Charter line have to do with memorial cow sculptures ? Inquiring minds want to know.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 22:28 |
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These are all technically written in passive voice, but some days I’d call them more passive-aggressive. Especially if someone reports one more campaign sign stolen.
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Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/28/2020 at 22:28 |
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These are all technically written in passive voice, but some days I’d call them more passive-aggressive. Especially if someone reports one more campaign sign stolen.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Nom De Plume
09/28/2020 at 22:38 |
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> interstate366, now In The Industry
09/29/2020 at 00:56 |
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Yeah, like, holdup I'ma just melt these rocks there might be meth I mean gold inside meth did I say rocks I mean gold?
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facw
> Only Vespas...
09/29/2020 at 00:56 |
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My oppo hunt mascot. It’s there so Dusty knew I took the picture and didn’t just grab one off the internet. And for the record it’s a 767-200.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/29/2020 at 05:44 |
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stop th e world, i want to get off